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Nerdy Pickup Line #51: Are you made from Copper and Tellurium? Cause you’re CuTe!
Dedicated to a non-specific random someone because I feel like writing something other than my Shakespeare commentary that’s due tomorrow. Yay for procrastination.
Dear Random Anonymous Girl,
In my humble opinion, you’ve got an amazing smile, and my job/mission/responsibility to the world is to get you to show of those pearly whites no matter what it takes. So how do I go about doing that? Well, not to brag or anything but I am horrible at jokes, terrible with pick-up lines and am more than capable of making myself looking like a complete idiot in the hopes to get you to laugh. Trust me, it works.
But that’s not all, I can also juggle one item at a time (two if one of them remains stationary on a hard surface like a kitchen table while I’m juggling the other one), can and most likely will break out into random song at the oddest moments in the hopes that you find my new found confidence kinda cute, and if the occasion calls for it, I will dance. You thought the macerena was just something done in the 90’s? I will prove you wrong. And if you’ve ever watched the scene from Hitch where the guy dances and the entire audience is rolling on the floor laughing? I’ll make him look like Fred Astaire/Gene Kelly/Ne-yo all rolled into one not-so-sexy package.
So what do I do this? Cause like I said, you’ve got nice teeth.
*This post is inspired by The Way You Smile by NewSong ft. Francesca Battistelli and a non-certain random someone.

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Maybe the coolest thing… ever.
Sleeping with Sirens|If I’m James Dean, then You’re Audrey Hepburn
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I’ve actually believed in doing this for awhile, but I decided it was about time to write down my philosophy/life purpose for future prosperity. It’s nothing too fancy, just the simply statement that everyday I will “make at least make one person smile”. I know it’s not that specific (whether it be making them crack a tiny grin or a quarter half smile) and that’s kinda the beauty of it. I honestly want to be able to say that at the end of the day that I made a difference in someone’s life, How I’ll accomplish it is totally up for debate (I can say that I’ve done so by accidentally tripping up some stairs, but there are probably some less embarrassing ways to go about making someone smile as well). Either way, watching “It’s a Wonderful Life” has helped me realize that I want to make a difference in the world, no matter how small or imperceptible it truly is. So thank you James Steward and Frank Capra for making into a slightly better person.
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